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It\u2019s time scientists step up, step out, and put a stop to this catalogue of bullshit.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Scientists are a measured bunch, probably because their careers involve measuring. But those careers are themselves measured, not only in research output<\/em> but also the impact<\/em> of that research.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Scientists are also measured in the language they use. They\u2019re generally cautious, sticking to supporting their statements with quantitive evidence – \u201cIn our research, 21% of respondents were shown to\u2026\u201d That type of thing. They prefer not to step out of their comfort zone of measured responses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Right now we need scientists to stop doing that, and to start speaking with a commoner\u2019s tongue. The media is awash with all manner of bizarre claims about Covid-19, and in the absence of firm, authoritative correction, those claims are taking root in the minds of people desperate for a way out of the current crisis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let\u2019s use this claim as an example: Chewing garlic protects you against Covid-19. The common phrase scientists would use to correct the claim is this: \u201cThere\u2019s no scientific evidence to support it\u201d. While that is technically<\/em> correct, it doesn\u2019t really<\/em> help. All the other person hears is \u201cThere\u2019s no scientific evidence to support it\u2026yet<\/em>\u201d. That leaves the lab door open to what will surely be the inevitable conclusion that chewing garlic does indeed protect you against Covid-19.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Supporting that, somewhere on the internet will be a seemingly authoritative website, replete with sciencey-sounding terminology carrying \u2018evidence\u2019 to the hitherto unheralded immunity power of a humble strong-smelling pungent-tasting bulb. The website will carry stock footage of a smiling person holding garlic. There you go: evidence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

While it\u2019s tempting to let nature take its course and pick off the weak-of-logic in a cleansing of the intellectually incurious from the human gene pool; the reality is that innocents will be victims too. So, we have to protect the stupid from themselves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What then should scientists do? They need to stop bringing a pen to a knife fight and pick up a bazooka. They need to stop these runaway wild claims in their tracks with clear, unadulterated corrective language, stripped clear of any measured jargon. And they must experiment with sarcasm. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’ve taken the liberty to suggest some examples of snappy answers to stupid claims about Covid-19. Scientists, feel free to use them:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Claim: \u201cChewing garlic protects you against Covid-19\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Correction: \u201cBullshit\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Claim: \u201c5G is responsible for Covid-19\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Correction: \u201cYou have to be a special kind of stupid to believe that\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Claim: \u201cCovid-19 will turn us into mindless zombies\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Correction: \u201cI can see that\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Claim: \u201cI hear gargling with salt water will protect me from the virus\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Correction: \u201cOnly as much as a KFC drumstick will mend a broken leg\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Claim: \u201cBlowing hot air in my mouth will kill the virus\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Correction: \u201cNo, but it will dry any wet hamster dancing on your tongue\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Claim: \u201cI\u2019m scared my cat will now get infected\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Correction: \u201cHave you tried blowdrying it?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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